Unirea Urziceni 1-3 Liverpool (agg 4-1) | Europa League match report

Liverpool’s appetite for the Europa League has not been in question, only their longing for adventure, but three goals in Romania and a personal landmark for Steven Gerrard delivered an emphatic response to accusations of conservatism tonight. This was Unirea Urziceni’s first defeat on home soil in Europe this season and brought Gerrard the immense satisfaction of replacing Alan Shearer as the leading English goalscorer in continental combat.

The margin of Liverpool’s aggregate triumph does a disservice to the pandemonium Unirea often caused the visiting defence. But having been admonished for innate caution at Manchester City on Sunday and witnessed his team record only two goals in seven away matches before this contest, Rafael Benítez will not be unduly troubled by an open affair. Gerrard’s 33rd goal in European competition provided welcome gloss.

Unirea, in the simplest terms, were up for it from the start. Benítez had claimed this tie was a fixation for the Romanians on their return from a mid-season break and after two defeats in Rony Levy’s first two matches in charge – at Anfield and in the league against Cluj – their opening confirmed the Liverpool manager’s view. An initially subdued response from the visitors added to the concerns for Benítez.

Levy’s side displayed more attacking intent in the first two minutes in Bucharest than in more than 90 on Merseyside but the problems they caused a nervous Liverpool defence were not reflected in the scoreline. Sorin Frunza was first to show on a sodden, heavy pitch with a dipping half-volley from 18 yards that dropped just over José Reina’s crossbar. Gerrard tested Giedrius Arlauskis with a trademark drive moments later yet Liverpool did not stretch the Unirea defence again until their captain and centre-half George Galamaz limped off in the 27th minute as a consequence of his own clumsy foul on Martin Skrtel.

Galamaz departed with his side level on aggregate courtesy of the first goal of Levy’s reign. The home side found space on the left of the Liverpool defence with alarming frequency but it was the pace and accuracy of their set-piece delivery that caused constant mayhem inside the visiting area. Marius Onofras latched on to a long ball over Skrtel and was foiled inside the box by a well-timed challenge from Daniel Agger, making his 100th Liverpool appearance. With the first example of Razvan Paduretu’s impressive armoury at a dead-ball, Bruno Fernandes towered above Agger from the corner and dispatched an unstoppable header past Reina.

The loss of their first-leg advantage so early in the game helped awaken Liverpool to their task. Of the four changes Benítez made to the side that started the first leg – with Alberto Aquilani, Dirk Kuyt and Fabio Aurelio on the bench and Albert Riera overlooked completely. The performances of the relentless Lucas and Javier Mascherano showed how difficult it will be for Aquilani to secure a regular first-team role in central midfield this term.

Liverpool’s midfield core was integral to the team’s gradual improvement and only two minutes after Galamaz’s injury they equalised in superb fashion. There appeared no immediate danger when Jamie Carragher floated a deep cross to the far post but Gerrard’s header back and David Ngog’s presence induced panic in the Romanian defence. Onofras sliced a desperate clearance to the edge of his own area and Mascherano, with only one officially recognised goal for Liverpool before the game, doubled his tally with an outstanding drive beyond Arlauskis from 25 yards.

Unirea almost regained the lead courtesy of two excellent Paduretu corners, the first piercing the penalty area and deflecting inches wide of the far post off Emiliano Insua, only to fall behind to another cross from the right five minutes before the interval. This time the home defence could not deal with a Gerrard free-kick and Babel, having taken an exquisite first touch away from Skrtel, tucked a nonchalant finish inside the near post from close range.

The tie was beyond the Romanians yet they refused to divert from their adventurous game-plan and continued to cause Liverpool problems. The visitors maximised the space they were afforded and added a third when Lucas released Yossi Benayoun inside the area and his mazy run enabled Gerrard to achieve another personal milestone with a deflected shot from close range. This was the first time since the 6-1 trouncing of Hull City on 26 September that Liverpool had scored more than twice, although their night ended on a worrying note when Skrtel was carried off with a suspected broken foot after a heavy challenge from the substitute, Antonio Semedo.

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Thursday’s football transfer rumours: Neil Warnock to QPR?

Today’s piffle loves the smell of Dulux in the morning

Woo-woo. Dum-chum de-de de-de de. Woo-woo. Please allow The Mill to, er … Dum-chum de-de de-de de. Woo-woo. Something about driving a tank when the bodies stank. Dum-chum de-de de. Woo-woo.

For reasons that aren’t immediately clear, this morning the Mill feels a little different about the biggest story in the history of not-that-big stories painfully overinflated by righteous and self-serving gusts of hot air heated solely by the heart from hot air generated by pure hot air.

Whereas yesterday The Mill felt itself ranged squarely shoulder-to-shoulder, cheek-to-cheek alongside Cheryl, handsome dancer Derek, the dirty-looking blonde one from Girls Aloud and the perfumed-handkerchief-dabbing moral arbiters of the filthy red-tops. Today it has started to feel a slight dilution of its frothing indignation towards the world’s most evil left-back.

The Mill suspects it has something to do with this morning’s Sun. One of these people going about their business in a French medical clinic is behaving really quite strangely. But which one?

“ASHLEY Cole refused to say sorry for betraying Cheryl yesterday after the Sun tracked him down to a swish sports clinic in south-west France. We asked him the question the whole nation wants to ask: “How could you?” But the shaken Chelsea star could only reply: “I just can’t talk about that.”

“Cole, having treatment on his broken ankle at the clinic in Capbreton, a seaside town near Biarritz, tried to hide behind an exercise machine when challenged by our reporter. And wearing a supportive sandal on his injured foot, he hobbled away on crutches after refusing to comment further.”

The Mill asks you. You get the bleeding Eurostar. You blag your way in through the gates. You then accost a weeping man on crutches and distract him from flexing his toes repeatedly while listening to sad power ballads on his chrome-plated iPod. And all you get in return is a polite refusal to discuss the most traumatic few days of his life.

Also, there’s this:

“LOVE rat Ashley Cole has blamed his mother-in-law over his marriage break-up. He told pals that life with Cheryl went downhill when her mum Joan, 50, moved in to keep an eye on her.

“A source close to Ashley was last night reported to have said their sex life dwindled to virtually nothing.
They added: ‘It’s a bit of a passion killer to have your mum in the house.’”

The Mill was rather surprised to read these words and would like to extend a personal invitation to Joan Tweedy to infiltrate The Mill’s own dank and cobwebbed crawl space in the eaves of fashionable .Co.Uk Integrated Towers in London’s horrible Kings Cross any time she fancies it. Blurry mobile phone photographs of The Mill’s ancient, sodden, mildewed sewn-in smalls are available on request.

Meanwhile in the world of almost non-existent actual concrete flimsy football tittle-tattle the Mirror says Arsène Wenger is “keeping tabs on” the 18 year-old Ajax starlet Christian Eriksen, who has been recommended by Dennis Bergkamp.

Arsenal have also given a trial to the 17 year-old Icelandic whiz-kid Ingolfur Sigurdsson, who plays, sadly, not in goal for, but in midfield for Knattspyrnufelag Reykjavikur. Robin van Persie is going to be fit for the last six games of Arsenal’s “title push” according to Bert van Marwijk, who says: “I spoke to Robin on the phone last week and he is improving all the time and feeling better. You can hear it in his voice that he feels he is improving.” Hopefully this involved him saying at some point “I feel I am improving”.

Wayne Bridge is “in turmoil” over his expected England call-up this weekend. He’s still too cross to kick a ball around next to John Terry, because Terry had sex with his ex-girlfriend, who had previously split up with Wayne Bridge, reportedly in part because of his own “philandering ways”.

Next week: fur singlet-clad Wayne Bridge drags woman through village by her hair because that shirt’s not going to iron itself. Roberto Mancini says his job is completely safe. “I don’t feel under pressure at all,” he said, speaking from beneath a small nest of antique stain occasional tables.

Neil Warnock is being “coy” over whether he’s about to leave Crystal Palace. “Can I deny speculation about going to QPR? No,” he said, before taking to the stage to sing “Happy Birthday Mr President” in a strapless ball gown while making a range of creepily child-like cooing kissy kissy noises.

In the Daily Mail Hull’s Kamil Zayatte says he’s going to leave in the summer. “I see myself at a bigger club than Hull. If I could land a move to Manchester United, Arsenal or Chelsea it would make all Guineans proud of me,” he said, making all Guineans feel at first amused and slightly protective and then perhaps even a little worried. In an EXCLUSIVE it turns out Bridge will refuse to shake hands with Terry when Man City play Chelsea this weekend.

The Mirror also reports that Rafael Benítez was asked why he’s so fat by Romanian journalists yesterday. One cheeky scamp asked: “Mr Benítez, the last time I saw you was at the 2005 Champions League final, and your, erm, silhouette seems to have changed since then. Why is that?”

Benítez replied: “It is the stress of having to answer so many questions from the press. Thank you and goodnight,” before clearing the soup bowls away, and going into the kitchen to flob in the beef Wellingtons. Jermaine Pennant has been sent home from training by Real Zaragoza after arriving late for the third time in two weeks. And the Portsmouth defender Dusko Tosic is going to leave on a free transfer having never played in a league game, which is probably all for the best.

In the Sun Ryan Babel has “vowed to knuckle down after a heart-to-heart with boss Rafael Benítez”. Babel said: “I have had a good talk with the manager and I know what I have to do.

“That is what I am going to concentrate on. I just have to try to be patient, keep working hard and doing my best.”

Landon Donovan has “hinted” he might like to make a permanent move to Everton. “I think it’s been an incredible experience and away from football, the people have been extremely nice,” he said, implying that English football might contain people who are something other than “incredibly nice”.

And according to Goal.com Kansas City Wizards wizard Luis Gil has been signed by Real Salt Lake.

“Real Salt Lake provides a prime environment for the development of young players,” says the excitable, blazered wise-cracking, golf-playing, sample-carrying, Cadillac-driving, wife-flirting, squirtie-water-flower-wearing overly friendly American man in a suit Garth Lagerwey.

“The dream of venturing on to the Rio Tinto Stadium turf will surely inspire Luis to work hard every day in training. We have a talented, veteran team and we have no expectation that any young player will easily crack our championship line-up, though our hope is that Luis is eventually able to earn minutes in the years ahead,” he added, sounding like a demented alien.

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A glimmer of hope remains for Arsène Wenger in topsy-turvy year | Richard Williams

Arsenal started as if their pre-match energy drinks had been laced with tranquilisers but after a hectic conclusion showed they can’t be written off

Was this the third-place play-off that turned into a revival of Arsenal’s bid to be taken seriously as contenders for the Premier League title? Recovering from an anxious and error-plagued first half last night, Arsène Wenger’s players did enough to suggest that they cannot quite be written off, particularly on a night when Chelsea and Manchester United lived up to the Frenchman’s prediction that they will continue to drop points as the season approaches its climactic phase.

In a sense we had been here before – or so Rafael Benítez will feel. It was at Anfield on 13 December, with Arsenal trailing by the only goal at the end of the first half, that Wenger gave his players an uncharacteristic roasting and received the desired response. Several of them shed the gloves they had been wearing, got stuck into Liverpool and won the match. Coming a fortnight after a traumatic home defeat at the hands of Chelsea, it looked temptingly like a turning-point in the north London club’s season.

Last night they met Liverpool again, this time having just lost to Manchester United and Chelsea in matches that severely damaged their hopes of capturing the title for the first time since 2003-04. Wenger, in his programme notes, refused to admit any similarity between the two defeats. Against United, he said, “we didn’t turn up”. Their failings, he explained, were “down to nerves on the day”. At Stamford Bridge they had “played like the home team” but suffered the misfortune of finding themselves two goals down after 20 minutes, having been “punished for our impatience”.

At the start of the evening it was difficult to imagine, even in this strange season, when eccentric results have been piled one atop another, that either of these teams would find themselves mounting a new challenge to the current top two. So concerned were Arsenal not to repeat the skittishness with which they played into Manchester United’s hands that they started last night as though their pre-match energy drinks had been laced with tranquillisers. What they seemed to be doing was trying to replicate their training-ground routines to calm themselves down.

In their preceding 180 minutes of competitive football those routines had not worked at all, despite being afforded the sort of time and space at Stamford Bridge that must have exceeded all their expectations. Penetration was almost entirely lacking and in last night’s first half they showed little more in the way of explosive dynamism.

Liverpool certainly started as though they had taken note of Chelsea’s success on Sunday in sitting back, allowing Ars­enal to advance in numbers and then hitting them on the counter. In Steven Gerrard and Emiliano Insúa the visitors had the players to launch quick breaks, with David Ngog and Dirk Kuyt ahead of them to take advantage. In a largely tedious opening period, however, they made no significant chances.

Once again Arsenal’s midfielders were being given plenty of space in which to weave their patterns, without being able to make the most of it. Nicklas Bendtner added weight and strength to the centre of the attack but for an hour he looked some way short of match sharpness. The supporters are having to wait a long time for Andrey Arshavin to produce another match-turning performance of the sort that secured the victory at Anfield while the Russian attempts to recover from his unhappy experience as a stand-in centre-forward.

But in the second minute after the resumption, as Arshavin scuttled in from the left and drilled a fierce shot into the side netting, it looked as though Wenger might have succcessfully repeated the sort of angry outburst that did the job at Anfield. Perhaps Benítez, too, had followed suit, since chances suddenly started to appear at both ends.

At last a desultory evening acquired intensity as both sides tried to convince themselves that this was a battle between prospective title challengers. The physical aggression and the foul count mounted and, as the match entered its last 20 ­minutes, Arsenal’s forwards finally ­combined to create the goal for Abou Diaby, a largely peripheral figure until he steamed through the middle to head home Tomas Rosicky’s cross.

Here, at last, Arsenal’s habitual quick thinking and geometrical neatness ended with a punch that carried some weight, although Liverpool’s defenders had been found wanting and might have conceded further goals. The visitors’ frantic attempts to snatch something from the match contributed to a hectic conclusion that could not have been predicted in the early stages, when both sides had the listlessness and inaccuracy of also-rans. But if this season has taught us one lesson, it is that only the very rash would draw firm conclusions from the events of a single night.

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